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What's new lately? (Been damn lazy to update)

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:45:22 GMT

Finished UNIVERSITY

I completed my Master's in July. The whole experience was rather odd: I actually talked to many of my classmates and made a lot of new friends in the process. This is actually pretty weird considering that everyone had their own little groups and there was little interaction/a lot of competition between the groups. I guess the thought of "never seeing these people again" (even though we all work in the same circle) made people friendlier. Academically, it was a lot of friggin work and research, and I had a few sleepless nights... but it wasn't all that difficult. The life lesson that I learnt from this is that nothing is hard as it seems - I honestly didn't think I would make it this far when I was in first year. Oh well, it's done and I don't want to be doin' no more degrees for the next while.

Studying for the Uniform Final Exam (UFE)

For those of you who are not in accounting, the UFE is the last educational component (besides on-going professional development hours) in order to become a Chartered Accountant. I'm currently studying for this exam in Waterloo at the moment, and I'll be here until I finish writing the 3-day exam on September 20. While I can't really stand being in Waterloo that much longer, I figured that I should study and write the exam in the surroundings in which I wrote all my other university exams. I hope that I'll be considered "competent" by the licensing board (you basically fail the UFE when you're labelled to be of "nominal competenece").

Moving Downtown in March

Now THIS is exciting news ! My parents lent me a down payment for a condo near the Rogers Centre/Skydome. It's not big at all (1 bedroom, 580 sq. ft.), but the building is really nice and it's in a good location. However, the catch is that I can't live there until March. Clara's landlord sold her unit, so she and her husband are getting kicked out at the end of August. They bought a new house up in Markham, but it's not built until March. Since it's hard to find a half-year lease from August to March, they are going to live in my unit until their new house is built. While it kinda sux not being able to move in immediately, it gives me some time to save up some money before my monthly cash flow is drained by mortgage payments. Oh well, it gives me time to plan and drool over nice furniture.

Joined facebook

This isn't really a big deal, but look what I found there:

I don't look all that different even 18 years later. I still remember that I looked over because someone opened the gymnasium door - I was NOT checking anyone out !!

Finally... an update !!

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:08:18 GMT

Good news:

-MAcc degree is half complete! Marks are to be released sometime this week - excited & nervous.
-Grad trip planning in process for October 2007... any suggestions?
-New career starting in October 2007: Senior Associate, Canadian Corporate Tax Services. Pay, benefits, and continuing education programs are great!
-Summer is starting!
-Last term of school ever!

Bad news:

-Paying $1,350 per course... and I still can't take what I want. Seems like I will have to settle for crappy IT audit instead of taking something fun...
-Deciding how to get downtown for when work starts.
-Really need to get myself all shaped up for summer!
-Last term of school ever...

It's gonna be another lonely nite...

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:01:02 GMT

So here I am, 9: 30 pm on a Friday night at the Student Centre studying Business Valuations by myself. How crappy it can get sometimes... geez. Not to mention Valentine's Day is coming up, and I'll be lucky to even get a phone call from anyone (much less do anything romantic with a real person). I have an exciting Business Valuations midterm on that night... geez.

I'm taking a break right now and watching the music video for one of my favourite songs: Michael Gray - Borderline, featuring Shelly Poole. I think that the music video, song and lyrics embody a lot of characteristics that I would classify myself as being similar to. Namely (picture me in my aviator leather jacket with a scarf), these include:

Stylish and sleek
Suggestive and slutty in a subtle way
Untouchable
Slightly adult
Classy and preppy
Rockin' and pumpin'
"It's gonna be another lonely night... one more and I'm gonna die... Wired out, waitin' for the sign... cuz you're a risk and I'm borderline......"

Here's the actual music video (I might be a bit delusional, but aren't we all a bit idealistic?):

Yet another hilarious situation

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:09:17 GMT

I was checking out naked pictures of the Carlson twins one day, and then decided to share it with Housemate #1 so that she could check them out too.

A few weeks later, Housemate #2 is on Housemate #1's computer and sees the naked picture...

Housemate #2 asks in a curious tone: "What's THAT huh?" (They have known each other since they were like 5 years old.)

Housemate #1 quickly brushes it off by saying: "It's NOTHING, that's just something that someone sent to me..."

Housemate #2: "SURE that's just something someone sent to you huh..."

When Housemate #1 told me about this, we both agreed that Housemate #2 probably thought that she was a horny slut that needed to download material to masturbate to, and then would get all embarassed when she was caught.

Time to turn a new leaf

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:18:07 GMT

School at UW started on Wed. Jan. 3, so I have only had 2 classes out of my 4 courses so far. The two first classes I had so far were, let's say, INTENSE. Here's my homework for the 1st week of M.Acc. classes (homework was assigned even though I haven't even attended some of these classes yet!):

ACC 611: External Reporting

CICA HB Section 1000
CICA HB Section 1100
EIC 20 - Reacquisition of Troubled Franchises
EIC 32 - Gold Loans
Accounting Standards Evolution, 2nd Edition - Preface, Chapters 1, 4, & 5
External Reporting homework problem: Apply HB 1000 to HB 1100, EIC 20 & EIC 32

ACC 621: Systems Reliability

Computer Control & Audit Guide, 13th Edition - Chapter 1 & Appendix A
Article: AICPA Top Ten Technologies
Two case studies: Music Inc. & Stay Home Care

ACC 607: Tax Issues Integration

One case study in Tax Issues Integration

ACC 606: Business Valuations

Module 1: Introduction to Business & Securities Valuation
Canada Valuation Service: Information Circular 89-3
Canada Valuation Service: Purchasers Who Perceive Post-Acquisition Net Economic Value-Added
Canada Valuation Service: Value Terms Through Fair Market Value
Canada Valuation Service: Principles of Business Valuation
Canada Valuation Service: Overview of a Typical Valuation Assignment Through Types of Financial Statement Analysis
Canada Valuation Service: The Liquidation Approach Through the Going-Concern Value Approach
Half of Module 2: Overview of Valuation Techniques & Approaches
Canada Valuation Service: Overview of the Asset Based Valuation Techniques Through Developing Liquidation-Based Values
Canada Valuation Service: Property & Equipment Valuations Through Factors Affecting the Value of Real Estate & Property
Canada Valuation Service: Overview of the Earnings/Cash Flow-Based Valuation Techniques Through to Dual Capitalization of "Normalized" or "Indicated" Earnings
Canada Valuation Service: The Dual Capitalization of Earnings Approach
Business Valuation homework problems: 1.4 to 1.6 & 2.1 to 2.5

A new term has been discovered !

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:59:27 GMT

Over the course of bubble tea with Tom and Jay, we discovered a new terminology:

TRANSETHNIC

It's used to define people who are of one ethnicity, but who become another. It's kinda like being a "transgender" (ex. a person that is male, but becomes a female).

So I guess Tom is a transethnic white guy

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 22:07:05 GMT

WOOHOOOO !! Look at what I got in the mail today !!!!

It says "Graduate Studies" in case you can't see : ) Now, look what I found inside:

Didn't think I would LIVE to see this day !!! WELL, looks like osKr narrowly SLIPS BY yet again !

Pornographical Stereotypes

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:22:47 GMT

SO, I was watching this porno : ) ... and I noticed that the lines were incredibly chauvinistic, stupid, and HILARIOUS. Of course that means I have to share it with everyone ! NOTE THAT I HAVE EDITED THESE VIDEOS TO CONTAIN NO NUDITY !!! These clips were taken from this movie called "Pirates XXX", essentially a parody of "Pirates of the Caribbean".

The first clip is about Girl 1, who got captured and "raped" by some girl, sharing her experience with Girl 2, and then doing Girl 2 as well. Apparently, Girl 1 was feeling bad because she felt she cheated on her husband. I say she got "raped" in quotations because at first she resists, then of course she ends up LOVING it and telling the girl, "DON'T STOP". Notice the chauvinistic conversation that every str8 & white (according to my research) male fantasizes of hearing. Those actresses must feeling like they're saying the DUMBEST BS ever ("they ENCOURAGE it") !!!

The second clip is with Girl 1 re-uniting with her husband. She confesses that she was "not faithful" since she did two women (when she got "raped" AND Girl 2) to him. Notice the husband's response, again, that every str8 & white (according to my research) male fantasizes of hearing ("I married the RIGHT woman !").

WELL, I have been laughing at these for DAYS now... LOL

Monday, August 21, 2006

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:27:22 GMT

Have you ever wanted something soooooooo badly that you can just taste it seething in-between your teeth ??

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:18:26 GMT

The horrible, horrible truth (opinionated, of course):

During a normal course of conversation, the words "fooling around" were mentioned. For some reason, these words have triggered a wave of theories that I will try to crystallize tonight.

So... FOOLING AROUND. It's weird to imagine that people (or maybe just OUR kind) derive pleasure from fooling around with one another. People actually enjoy it when another person comes over and plays with their body. It's like they are just slabs of meat that get this weird buzz of pleasure when their flesh is stimulated... gross.

I just find the concept of fooling around weird. Kind of like re-production. Somehow the female ends up producing a piece of flesh (a baby) that grows to exit her body and become independent. Like, the piece of flesh grows a brain and lives on it's own. If this piece of flesh can grow a mind of it's own... how come our arms, legs, and organs don't? We produce tons of stuff inside our bodies... yet it's only this one piece of flesh that becomes independently animate.

So when the female has this animated, mindful piece of flesh (a baby) inside of her absorbing her nutrients and resources, isn't that like a parasite? This parasite feeds off of it's host during gestation and eventually leechs so much off of it's host that it's able to just crawl out of it's host's body. And yet people actually WANT [and some even want it so much that they PAY] to grow these parasites inside of them... weird.

So this re-production thought lead me to another idea: CUM. So if babies are parasites, cum is actually a deadly substance to females. Like, if cum is injected into a female they start growing these living pieces of flesh that parasitically feed off of them. It's like an infectious seed that grows parasites... generated by the male's buzz of pleasure when his flesh is stimulated.... geez. So I guess male pleasure is the root of evil lol

ugh life is weird

Then, all these thoughts about "deriving pleasure from meat" lead me to yet another idea, possibly a new field of study or research: "sexual economics". Like, you derive one unit of pleasure (called utility in economics) from a certain sexual act or each motion in a sexual act (like each stroke in a j/o). Then eventually you would reach a climatic point (called the optimal/maximum point in economics), and then the utility you would derive from each act/motion would start to drop because you have already CUM (called diminishing marginal utility in economics).

Well... I don't ever want to look at my ECON notes again... but it would be interesting to see how sex and economics can intertwine. Like for example, if you apply economic laws on sexual behaviour (like maximum points when this graph intersects that graph, etc.) maybe you could discover something cool and experience the ultimate bodily pleasure. Or like, how much you would give up of something to achieve the ultimate balance between two things (budget line intersecting with indifference curve)...

Wow, it's kinda cool cuz economic rules and laws (like this graph intersecting with another graph, etc.) usually define the "ultimate" events of stuff (like this is the optimal bundle of goods when this graph intersects with that one, etc.). So maybe further thought into these ideas, could lead to some kind of ultimate sexual pleasure graph or something hahaha

Can you believe that I suck both at math and econ? GEEZ, WEIRD & GROSS...

bleh